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I used to have an account with NTL, a cable TV / telco in the UK. I gave up on using their phone service and broadband over a year ago as I wanted simple things like a reliable net connection with reverse DNS. I switched to ADSL ages back, and things were good. I continued using the cable TV from NTL for a while, as I was too apathetic to switch.

Last month, I finally got around to doing something about that - Sky in the UK offer a better digital TV service with more features like the Sky+ DVR for less money than I was paying to NTL. Once the Sky satellite disk was installed, I started to cancel the NTL subscription. That was an adventure in itself:

Spend ages on the phone in a queue on the "customer helpline".
Eventually speak to someone, be given a fresh number to ring for the cancellations department.
Ring that number. It's busy and drops the line after a few seconds.
Try again at #1 above, and get a different number to ring. "Oh no, the first number you were given for cancellations is wrong".

After multiple iterations through the above script, I eventually got through to the right people. "I'd like to cancel my account", I told them. "Sorry sir, you'll have to do that in writing", they told me, "and you have to give 30 days' notice, which will start from the postmark on the cancellation letter." They then gave me an address to write to. An address that's not on the website, and none of the previous people could possibly have told me it, of course, oh no.

So, on the 13th December I sent them a letter to cancel. I expected things to end there, but no such luck. After Christmas a letter landed in the mail. It wasn't an acknowledgement of the cancellation. It was another bill for the period from 13th January to 13th February. The cancellation letter had had no visible effect. As the new bill neatly coincided with 1 month from the date of my cancellation, I took an easy route and cancelled the Direct Debit that NTL used to collect payment.

Now that got a response - a letter landed this morning threatening extra charges to my account if I did not reinstate the Direct Debit. An urgent letter that took 7 days to come through their system, judging by the postmark. So I've just been on the phone to them. After nearly 20 minutes of listening to hold music, I eventually got through to the complaints department. "Sorry, sir - the cancellation only took effect on the 19th December, so you still owe us...". After some arguing on the phone I've got satisfaction (I believe) - I've had a promise that the account is closed with nothing outstanding and no more nasty letters to come. If I hear anything more then I'll be going to the regulator about this...

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It seems the only way that NTL can keep customers these days is to make it nigh-on impossible to cancel an account.

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Re: Why are NTL so crap?
gareth gadsby wrote on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 23:25

well,after a late bill i had 'forgot' to pay, i called ntl and reassured them i would pay it on the 28th of this month,they were fine, but, in only 8 days i had received 7 exactly the same calls asking me about the oustanding amount, after 3 times it became boring to advised them that i had alreadt sorted it out and it should be on there now famous 'system',on the 25th of this month, i was on the toilet just about to take a dump, and guess what, our friendly ntl gives me a call, i sprint downstairs ,trousers around my ankles and what can only be described as a turtles head hanging out my arsehole,pick up the phone, and its hi its ntl regarding your overdue balance, now i was polite, very polite, i told the nice man before he even started the banter i had already sorted this out as stated with the 7 calls previously , at which he called me a fucking twat and put the phone down on me!. now then, it gets even more interesting, anyone ever tried ringing in and talking to a manager about a complaint?, it doesnt happen!, ive spoke to 3-4 people who are apparently going to contact me straight back, the silly fuckiwits i just dont know where they grow them, you know, to say its suppose to be the best communications service provider? the irony is that its there lack of communication that earns them the most pathetic fucked up,crap ,unproffesional bunch of thickits in england if not the world, if i had the choice of being either a chinees cockle picker or a 'ntl customer re', ,put me next to chi hi anytime, i would say this is from i disgruntled customer, but its funny now, but ill get them, nt hell!!!!

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